bar code

Often used by the Japanese referring to the Comb-over hairstyle, as it often looks like a bar code.

Yoko: Old men with bar codes are so disgusting to look during my daily commute to work...

by HasteHaste December 21, 2009

bar schwag

A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.

If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.

by schwerve August 10, 2008

bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

bar-bi

Making out with your same-sex friends at a club with the sole intention of showing off and getting the attention of people you actually want to go home with.

Katy Perry has made a career out of her bar-bi stories.

by johnniesrotten February 27, 2011

bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012

bar husband

the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.

i was trying to chat her up till she went back to her bar husband

by muzzdarts August 2, 2012

bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.

Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?

by mic17 December 28, 2013