Barney Satan

The most handsome human on earth and girls fall for him SO easily and love his 17-19 inch dick.

Jacob is such a barney satan

by Shaggy Jacob October 25, 2016

barney conner

Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!

That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!

by Collinoscopy369 December 19, 2016

Barney the Dino

A THICC purple and green Dino. He is obsessed with harassing and doing much more to underage children.

Barney the Dino is not good with children.

by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone you'd deny knowing if you were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I told you, I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
Girl- It wasnt me! I'm getting homeschooled from now on, I don't need these losers, I'm awesome! My teddy bear told me I was so I know it's true! I dont give a fuck what anybody else thinks.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Barney Fifing

A common and very annoying gaming phenomena in First Person Shooters, It is when ever you have one remaining bullet and no remaining ammo in your clip. It is a reference to Barney Fife who is only allowed a single bullet in his gun.

Wes: Damn it I’m Barney Fifing

Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !

by Shotinthepooper December 17, 2020

Barney Cult

Barney cult is bad bitch club where swag people thrive dilfs are encouraged to join

Dilf”what is Barney cult”
Bad bitch”Barney cult is ⏃ very swag group you should join”

by Voidbadbithc May 10, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021