First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016

Barney Fifing

A common and very annoying gaming phenomena in First Person Shooters, It is when ever you have one remaining bullet and no remaining ammo in your clip. It is a reference to Barney Fife who is only allowed a single bullet in his gun.

Wes: Damn it I’m Barney Fifing

Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !

by Shotinthepooper December 17, 2020

Yellow Snow

It’s where the huskies go. Rubbing it causes blindness to fur trappers

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow.

by Shotinthepooper October 31, 2019

Trucker's Butt

Trucker's Butt is a condition where your ass is slightly sore after sitting on it for a long duration of time while on the road. It is typical during long road trips, especially on trips that are more than 450+ Miles.

Damn, I got serious trucker's butt driving through Missouri on the drive from Arizona to North Carolina.

by Shotinthepooper February 6, 2021