Dirty Ballard

A boy who dates fat crazy girls with daddy issues and attachment issues. Usually can’t drive to save his life, especially his daddy’s jeep.

A Dirty Ballard will destroy company property on occasion. Pronounced: Ball-Of-Lard

by Big P-Edo September 29, 2022

Chocolate Ballarina

when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall

Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.

by Kiruin May 21, 2023

Tess Ballard

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.

J: I'm going to marry Tess Ballard.

by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023

The Balladeer

Another name for Scaramouche from Genshin Impact

“The Balladeer is playable now!”

“Why don’t you just say Scaramouche..?”

by 3MBERLIGHT November 23, 2023

Isabel Ballard

The most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the whole wide world

Guy1: Holy cow this girl is so pretty
Guy 2: Yeah but not as pretty as Isabel Ballard

by psuedonymisreal May 5, 2024

DOM BALLAS

A GAY MAN THAT ORIGINATED FROM NEW YORK

At the party, there was a group of friends, including a few dom ballas's from New York, who were known for their colorful fashion choices

by aslbfnvol;ajs February 20, 2025

Jokerpoker Balala

Jokerpoker - Balala is a rip-off of the famed video game Balatro. It is well known for its silly title and AI-generated graphics. The game is horrendous and does not live up to the expectations Balatro sets in the card-game rogue-like genre.

Mark: "If only Epstein wasn't caught before Windows 10 came out, then I could get a free Windows 10 code and play Balatro."
John: "Why don't you try Jokerpoker Balala on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store?"
Mark: "Ew, screw that AI slop!"

by maladroit is me January 12, 2026