Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”

"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"

by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019

hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.

"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"

by panda porn December 17, 2011

Off-Brand

When something gets inspired off of an original brand. The company then starts to make the brand they wanted and steal the design from that other brand they copy. (example: Dr. Thunder is ripped off of Dr. Pepper)

Ryan: Hey D, What you up to?
Dean: Nothing much, bro...
Ryan: I was hired to a company that makes Crunch-Kats!
Dean: Whats that?
Ryan: A chocolate Wafer Bar
Dean: Are you f-cking serious? That's an off-brand!

by HiGuyzItzMeh January 7, 2021

Summit Brands

your source for highly effective, sustainable and innovative household cleaning products with guaranteed results.

Fort Wayne-based Summit Brands is adding to its portfolio of laundry products. The company, which markets and distributes household cleaning products, has acquired the Zout and Fels-Naptha brands from Germany-based chemical company Henkel, though financial terms are not being disclosed.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Actin brand new

why you actin brand new

Why you actin brand new?

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Different brand of beans

A type of baked beans that is not the most popular brand of beans. This is commonly used by Mr Harry Styles

“a different brand of beans than the usual most popular brand of… beans”-Hazza

by eh.06 February 15, 2022

Eagle Brand

found in a can and a resealable pouch for different needs and occasions

t’s been called “Magic”, a can of Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk plus a few select ingredients and the results are, well like magic! Rich chocolate candies, moist cookies bars, light and luscious cheesecakes, fudgy frostings, caramel flans and creamy smooth ice cream…just a few of the classic desserts you can make with Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023