Bollockmoth

Excretory insect which uses camouflage on its wings to make it the same colour of the host's testicles; on which it resides. Bollockmoths are common in the summer months; and are not to be confused with big flakes of pubic psoriasis.

"Jesus Christ!!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

bollock

a castrated bull testicle

dude ur sucking on a bullock

by Shaw March 29, 2005

bollock champagne

n. Semen. The thick white fluid expelled from the penis during ejaculation.

He shot bollock champagne all over his missus

by The Akk September 18, 2006

bollockai

A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

oh bollockai

by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003

bollockchopper

a way of teabagging ones family

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!

by ewan February 20, 2004

bollock

Scrotum, and form of punishment/insult

"Oi BALLBAG!!"
"Your in for a good ol bollocking"
"You fucking hairy scrotum"
<russian with 3 testicals> "ooja-nicka bollockoff"

by Stylee September 26, 2003

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008