awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.

OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!

by awkpel November 8, 2011

awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!

Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.

by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021

Awkward Ass

Name Charlie Chaplin called a brick thrower.

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.

by niggadreww September 8, 2006