Awkward 90

As awkward as a pair of 90 year olds with partial dementia
Dude, I'm gonna see her after ages. Hope it won't be awkward 90.
by Daayan October 13, 2021
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awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!
Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.
by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021
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awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.
boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."
by jc_fizzle March 07, 2012
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Awkward Tango

When you encounter someone else directly in your way while walking and attempt to move out of the way but they move in front of your new position on accident and you both walk away feeling extremely awkward. #LunsfordSaidItFirst
Bill: "Hey Roy why you look so red?" Roy:"I did the awkward tango with that girl I like and now I wanna go home."
by Cold_One_With_The_Bois April 12, 2018
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awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
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awkward pelican

A quirky individual whom resembles a pelican and is said to have the ability to transform into a pelican during uncomfortable (awkward) moments. These individuals are said to be descendants of the underwater sea king Tritan and his bird loving wife, Henrietta. "Awkward pelican" individuals can usually be found frequenting sea ports or beach towns, especially on the east coast of the United States. They tend to smell like fish because that's what they eat in the pelican form.
OMG she smells so fishy, she must be an awkward pelican!
by awkpel November 09, 2011
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Awkward Ass

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.
by niggadreww September 07, 2006
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