Art Bitch 

A person who sells themselves for money, drugs, alcohol and art. A artsy porn star or prostitute. An art bitch has no shame in their sexuality. Originated by CSS.

That painting major is such an Art Bitch.

Art Bitch by Joanna Cummings April 5, 2008

art class 

An organized instructional session where a pretentious prick stands at the front of the room, brags about themself, and proceeds to deliver unfair criticism of a student's work. In many cases, the students are also pretentious pricks, who spend their entire time debating about the relevance of unknown and insignificant artists and galleries, or trying to pitch/sell their own work to others. Others may occupy their time in the art class by kissing the teachers a$$, fueling his/her ego further.

person #1: Hey, wanna sign up for a community art class?

person #2: No thanks , I prefer not to hang around pretentious, self-righteous people who think they're better than everyone else. As well, I don't feel like getting a sales pitch about some crappy artwork.

person #1: Wanna go to the GAP instead?

person #2: ok!

art class by walkinandtalkin February 23, 2014

Art History 

the most useless major ever. In an art history class, you will find bums, starbucks-loving-hippies, and the smell of 3 day old sperm. They will be complaining that they got a job for $12k a year pay, when it is their fault they were too lazy to apply themselves to real world applications. We don't give a shit about piccasso.

Art History Teacher: "Welcome to Art History 101. We will study and analyze the works of Leonardo Da Vinci, Picasso, and the late Duke of England....."

Liberal Student: "That will be so neat. I will make fortunes selling my own paintings to Bill Gates."

Me: *snoring and falling asleep*

Art History by partyrockstar222 October 15, 2015

art brut 

An indie rock band from London. Song's include "Emily Kane" and "Bang Bang Rock & Roll." They're amazing.

"Art Brut's cd cover is so cool!"

"Yeh! I know"

art brut by Marialejandra July 12, 2007

art conspiracy 

an online community dedicated to word, eye, mind, physical, and sound arts.

www.artconspiracy.com

hey buddy! don't art conspiracy that!

hey girl, lemme get up on dat art conspiracy.

yo baby, i wanna art conspiracy you all night long.

you got an art conspiracy on your chin.

art conspiracy by vash the stampyd May 24, 2003

Art Wallace 

A pole smoking Gnome from Lebanon who does nothing more that lean back in his chair all day.

Oh, the phone is ringing? Let Bobber get that one, way min, hoe don, I towed you last week I couldn't stay.

Art Wallace by Linder W. December 29, 2004

art class 

the place where you're the only person that is honest with yourself and everyone else lies to you so you don't feel bad

"how was art class today?"

*sigh*

art class by hophar December 8, 2019