amelica

A name for a boy who snogs a ugly girl at a night clud and really regrets it.

"Oi amelica, did you have a nice night last night!"

by [[Your One && Only ---> October 11, 2007

Amelia

Amelia is a person who would easily fall in love with you and then you would break her heart. She would cry all day.
She is also a fucking retard

is that a monkey. oh wait its amelia

by hi daddy lad February 13, 2022

Amelie Gillette

Amelie Gillette is a "writer" who decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture blogs gracing the web, so someone at The Onion and/or AV Club allowed her to start a blog called <i>The Hater</i>. In a country that needs more good doctors, scientists and science journalists, she decided to, instead, become a pop-culture celebrity snark writer. Why? Because Bill Nye's disembodied head exclaiming "science rules!" was too damn hard for Amelie to mentally digest. Math is also very hard, as well. You see, most people like Amelie decide to waste their (read: parents) money for college to become pop-culture writers and critics when they first realize that they don't need to actually prove why their opinions are correct, knowing that their reasons are, in the end, subjective (which they will usually deny), unlike science which requires different forms of testing to prove their hypotheses. When you waste your life paying attention to so much pop-culture, like Amelie has, you don't have much of a future to look forward to, except, well, regurgitating your thoughts on the very subject, thinking you're actually contributing something helpful to society. Her writing usually consists--hypocritically--of why Ashton Kutcher, Zach Braff, and Dane Cook suck, while ignoring the fact that the barrel of fish she shoots into have already been shot at many times before. The relevance of her articles reflect the relevance of her subjects: becoming old and forgotten within the same day they are printed. And because writing articles just wasn't enough, she came up with the bright idea of recording a podcast about her half-ass thoughts, because she decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture podcasts gracing everyone's iPods. <i>The Hatecast</i> (clever title) features Amelie spouting off platitudes about the stuff she hates for no good reason. If you decide to listen to this piece of audio-torture, you might as well enjoy it by playing the drinking game to Amelie's giggling--you will be dead by the first minute.

Note: Don't get <i>The Hater</i> confused with Sean O' Neal's <i>The Daily Buzzkill</i>, which is a baby-step up from Amelie's digital mess.

"Hey, I'm being alerting about Amelie Gillette's newest article. I'd forget all about The Hater if RSS feeds didn't exist."

by jessica simpleton August 20, 2009

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

Amelia

An overall bitch, stay away from her. She’s way too sensitive, and her depression will be bad to the point where it’ll become toxic for you. DO NOT DATE HER, she’s extremely clingy, and she doesn’t know how to talk to people. She’s stuck up, and stubborn. Not good at saying sorry after big fights, and she always makes herself the victim.

Ugh, Amelia is the worst!

by Weirdo_overflow September 25, 2019

amelican

French-sounding word for "american".

"Les amelicans!"
-how a frenchie saying, "the americans!" would sound like

by Dave March 26, 2004

Amelia

Amelia is a sweet girl who is very pretty. She loves the beach and the mountains. She can be quick-tempered but is usually a very bubbly person who can. be crazy and funny at times. She is over all a nice, hard-working girl to be valued more than diamonds, like all people.

"Amelia is SO hard-working, it's crazy!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020