A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
Get the Awful Valley, CAmug. It's a word mostly used in Pretoria which is located in South Africa which usually means okay or sharp.
by Notorious Touch November 22, 2021
Get the Awe demug. by Daniella hollster July 2, 2020
Get the Awmug. by i_like_turtles69420 October 30, 2022
Get the awemug. 1 It's slang for 'Hi'. The best greeting to exist. It's origin = South Africa
2 To agree with something you say 'Awe'
2 To agree with something you say 'Awe'
by carlshouldn'thavedied April 20, 2022
Get the Awemug. The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
Get the Awful Wafflemug. Often used by Kurei as a reaction to a person who states your flaws but has flaws themselves that can be catastrophically used against them. The phrase is most usually used when Kurei is about to violate.
When paired with “boy aint no way boy,” it can create a devastating combo.
When paired with “boy aint no way boy,” it can create a devastating combo.
Person 1: “Don’t get me started with yo spongebob square shaped fat neck havin head ass”
Kurei: “Aw hecks naw, i know you not talkin”
Kurei: “Aw hecks naw, i know you not talkin”
by Kureitaro September 16, 2021
Get the aw hecks nawmug.