Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

Ain’t shit

Liers, cheaters, gossiping , overly selfish people

He ain’t shit, for leaving me with these kids to raise alone

by KLovebug October 10, 2017

I ain't feelin it

When someone suggest something and it's a bad idea.

Jerry: Hey dude you should wrap your fists up and break his truck window out.

Matt: No man, I ain't feelin it.

by Conner Ryan September 15, 2013

Ain't-a-thang

1) A gesture to indicate that there is no harm done.
2) A gesture to indicate lack of effort.

1)-Hey man, thanks for carrying that piano for me!
-Ain't-a-thang
2)-Hey man, sorry for Denting your car
-Ain't-a-thang
3)-My bad!
-Ain't-a-thang

by Chingyiswack January 4, 2006

ain't worth shit

Not even worthy of feces.

Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.

by tybrenis December 15, 2012

Juice Ain't Free

To refer to something as not free.

All the lights were on in the house and kevin informed chris that juice ain't free nigga!!

by Kevin Klever August 25, 2008

ain't

am not, are not, is not; have not, has not; do not, does not, did not.

"Ain't" ain't a word 'cause "ain't" ain't in the dictionary.

by Grinning Cat January 8, 2013