October 22

The day you send nudes to all of your friends.

Omg did you send nudes today because it’s October 22?

by Fjaerfugl October 12, 2019

October 22

The most nice and pretty people are born on this date!!!❤️

Person1: Wow, you’re pretty.
Person2: Yeah, that’s because I’m born on October 22

by Kenananan October 14, 2019

scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

by Krkič February 21, 2020

November 22

National send nudes day. Send your crush/bf/side hoe a nude. Specifically a booty pic ;)))).

Bryce: It’s November 22nd.
Mia: I guess I have to send you a picture then ahaha.

by MamaCitayassss November 21, 2020

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

February 22

People born on this day steal the girls or men these people are just built diffrent

Yo being born in February 22 is amazing.

by A actual dictionary xd xd December 4, 2020