dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.

"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"

by February 03, 2021

spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes

John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you

by Ass fuvker January 02, 2016

Jewgar Daddy

A sub-species of Sugar Daddy that can often be spotted in the Lower East Side of Manhattan or Orange County, CA.

My Jewgar daddy drinks old scout and redbull before the Bruno Mars concert.

by Keltini B February 03, 2024

Tart-Daddy

The opposite of a sugar daddy.

An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.

I don't want to have an actual job... I want to be a Tart-Daddy.

by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023

Daddy Durfey

a very hot man who is also commonly defined the Durfdog who is also great at causing women to instantly become 9 months pregnant

"honey rush me to the hospital I accidentally looked at Daddy Durfey"

by Daddy Durfey Lover 12345 December 05, 2023

Daddy Day

The day after a male's birthday, going from babay to daddy. A 1 day belated birthday wish to a male friend.

Happy Daddy Day sorry I missed your birthday.

by 140pointsix February 01, 2025

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth January 10, 2018