straw man

a man

made of straw.

fuck you.

"I saw a guy made of straw. He was a straw man."
"Holy mother fucking giant bags of shit, you savage cunt."

by Jombo March 25, 2013

no man's land

The area between a male's nutsack and asshole.

I still stink even though i just took a shower, it may be my no man's land because i forgot to wash it.

by the kounterkulture January 4, 2009

minute-man

A minute-man is a guy who can jack off and cum in a minute or less.

Man -- when I'm horney, I can be a minute-man!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

virgin man

A man who is 18 or older but remains a virgin because of his complete lack of knowledge of how to get laid, even though he is very good looking. This is usually a result of obsession with video games or immaturity.

Why don't you text that girl that would totally get with you?" "Um dude its Call of Duty Double XP weekend..what could be better." "You are a virgin man.

by the.right.girl April 2, 2011

Reign Man

Kick-ass rapper who won MTV's Rap Battle and who we haven't heard from since

Reign Man is tight, I wish he'd put out an album already

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005

man job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
Kind of like a 'bro-job'

jim: bob, I dare you to give tom a man job.

bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.

tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!

bob: OWWW! not in my eye!

by fuckertheduckerwholikestotruck April 17, 2009

Man Carrot

Noun.

Said to one who acts like a douchebag in a certain situation.

Synonym for "u dick"

"your hair looks ugly today"
"ugh you're such a MAN CARROT!"

by AshleeMalfoy October 23, 2011