needle dick

A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip

Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.

by U LIKE THAT!!! May 13, 2005

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dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.

"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."

by Roger123978 February 20, 2009

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Backup dick

1) Always knowing your brother(s) in arms have your back. When your male counterparts need help or vice versa your there in a dick beat, I mean heartbeat.
2) Always knowing a male has got your back

My girlfriend Abbey Draut crotch tapped me, and I am now calling for backup dick to taint tap her back.

by Luke Brummer October 3, 2006

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dick book

A journal or log kept by a woman that counts the number of times she's had sex with her boyfriend.

Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."

Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"

Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."

Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."

by westfalia December 17, 2009

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bow dick

A name for a penis which has an exaggerated cruve or "bow". Can be used as an offensive term.

To offened you could say James you Bow Dick. You can of course substitute Dick for Penis or any other name for the trouser trout.

by Y TAK September 13, 2008

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Dick Pump

The female equivalent for "douche bag."

Gaining it's title from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the "masculine" Douchebag.

See also; Soggy Sock

Only when she gets out of her Mustang convertible and lifts her oversized sunglasses away from her face, can you really tell that that ed hardy shirt really brings out the color in that dick pumps eyes.

by voris October 12, 2011

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