farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 17, 2022

fart stick

Packaged meat sticks. Ohio redneck term.

I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.

by PurpleKangaroo91 July 11, 2024

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 02, 2017

May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 24, 2025