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The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015
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poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."
by Zap1300 August 11, 2021
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poop

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Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him
arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.
by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019
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Poop

Poop is something that comes from your mouth. If you have to poop, you'll die in 2 minutes. LMAO
by Mayor naise August 13, 2017
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Poop Sack

when your ball sack can stretch far enough to reach your ass.
by poop knife May 3, 2022
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poop

damn i poopes
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