Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

by Shaymer December 26, 2017

Shit minder

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.

Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."

by The last girl on earth March 18, 2011

nap that shit

To end a conversation because you're simply correct and the other person is wrong.

Tiffany let kacee nap that shit because she knew she was wrong.

by kjoneZ December 25, 2014

piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.

Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"

by Oregun January 7, 2016

hospital shit

When an individual's fecal matter smells so bad, you think they need to be admitted into a hospital.

Yo! Who just took a hospital shit in my toilet? It smells fucking disgusting.

by Creekar December 16, 2016

KAUNKIE SHIT

Phrase that can only flow together

A situation so dirty emotionally and/or physically that it can't even be Kinky, Kanky, or even Kaunkie....

Iz KAUNKIE SHIT!

just like kaunkie, must be said in slow motion!

1. Dude, last night was sum KAUNKIE SHIT!

by Kaunkie Man February 8, 2010

Altered Shit

Shit that’s been rearranged to a different type of shit.

Shit was blue now it’s purple. You can eat monopoly and shit out connect four and that’s altered shit.

by cabanaboy7677 June 5, 2021