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John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny
“John, get out of my chair!”
by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.
After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokémon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.
by A&Please me June 17, 2022
mugGet the Johnmug.

John

A pronoun to describe games,clothing,shoes, or any noun
You bruh I'm finna get a new pair of acics them johns tight
by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018
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JOHN POL

A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist

Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
by juan.pablo August 18, 2021
mugGet the JOHN POLmug.

John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
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making papa johns busy

A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.
The forum can't seem to stop making papa johns busy any chance they get.
by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022
mugGet the making papa johns busymug.

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP
by DKO1 December 15, 2019
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