A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
Get the Lasagna Kingmug. by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021
Get the Burger King foot lettucemug. by Urban Dictionary ✓ October 31, 2019
Get the Diamond Kingmug. 
by Gross King November 14, 2007
Get the gross kingmug. In the middle of the shitty county of King George, lays the waste of a building, refed to as KGHS. Where the kids are higher than the celling, the teachers "like" kids more than their spouses . Lastly the bathrooms are flooded with smoke during lunch
by BigAndThiccBoi69 October 27, 2021
Get the King George High Schoolmug. by Clutch33 January 26, 2023
Get the kingmug.