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an ugly bitch ass man who cant stop sucking my dick. He can't even train a cricket team without losing every match. (For reference i suck at cricket and can't play for shit evn if my life depended on it💩💩💩). He can't even teach me how to bowl. Worst daddy ever.
by Rajesh Mala Hesi Li April 30, 2025
"You don't know what the letter D is? Well no fucking wonder you never made it past year 2, you mug."
by Kip Nan Winkie September 02, 2022
by hehemonster December 21, 2019
Funny people with a great attitude they are friendly and they are bffs if u find bffs that are sexy and gorgeous and hilarious you have found urself a haley and derrick
by cowlover54321 December 10, 2016
When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”
“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
by Websterboy November 24, 2020