The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.
by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017
Get the Johnmug. John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. 
we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
Get the shut the fucking door john the cops are heremug. Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular
by yourgaylol November 28, 2023
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Get the John Semenmug.