John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??

Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing

by Christyonne November 20, 2023

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John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022

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Lee Johns

A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.

Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.

by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011

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