John

A man who pays for sex is a "John"

That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.

by Nugtron August 31, 2021

John

A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.

John:. It was a pleasure for you to experience my presence.
Person: That's a John all right.

by facilityhobbit February 23, 2022

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 02, 2023

John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 21, 2022

John

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.

Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!

by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022

John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019

John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020