Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet
by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022
Get the king shitmug. Term used in the eastern underworld referring to a Rolex datejust as payment for inflicting serious bodily harm.
by Cheah Meng May 14, 2015
Get the half kingmug. “Johnny flaked on our breakfast date AGAIN! He said it was too early”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”
“That guy is such an 11am King Tut”
by dantanimus peepee September 29, 2025
Get the 11am King Tutmug. The King of Joshtrailia. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales. And a great enjoyer of Little Tuesday.
King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.
On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.
On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh’s gaming PC is out of this world.
“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
Get the King Joshmug. he knows all and is all
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI
asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021
Get the ALEXANDER OUR KINGmug. when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 7, 2022
Get the King’s Clam Chowdermug. Isaac King is a true Geez and he will point at anyone he fucking wants to and say "it's the first time for you" make sure you treat him with respect
by The Geez 🔥 May 24, 2017
Get the isaac kingmug.