Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

Thesaurus maxing

Thesaurus maxing refers to the action of employing the use of overly verbose vocabulary: usually within the context of an exam essay, in an effort to make oneself appear more intelligent. Though usually practiced during exams, thesaurusmaxing is sometimes also used in common parlance, usually by those who lack sufficient confidence in their own intelligence and hence need it to be validated by other people.

Pretentious knobhead: Thus, it would be rendered possible for us to make use of the auspicious portents of the IKEA furniture range to more effectively and tastefully perform the act of decoration of our residence.

Other Person: Ugh, stop Thesaurus maxing and talk normally.

by firemelon2 December 20, 2025

Muhammad-Maxxing

The idea of trying to emulate or maximize oneself based on perceived traits or behaviors of the Prophet Muhammad in Islam.

Person A: I'm talking to little kids but I'm over 18.
Person B: Bro is Muhammad-Maxxing!

by thomasaquinas January 3, 2026

Rabbi-Maxxing

Doing actions that will take you as close as to a rabbi as possible.

Person 1: Yo, I'm lowkirk hungry.
Person 2: Just eat some foreskin!
Person 1: Why is bro Rabbi-Maxxing.

by thomasaquinas January 11, 2026

coolio to the maximo

An extremely cool moment
even cooler than uber cool, its almost like the uberness of uber cool

"I'm so uber cool"
"well beat this I'm coolio to the maximo

by Hoare May 22, 2008

Pulling a Maxi B

Pulling a Maxi B based on Max Barber, is getting extremely drunk, fucking a girl who you've never met before in a forest clearing or ditch, without using a johnny.

Pulling a Maxi B
- alright maaate, what did you get up to last night.
- went to a party and pulled a Maxi B mate.
- standard mate.

- Bashy

by Your Momma 9990 October 15, 2009

Doing the maximum

Doing the most . Or doing too much unnecessary things at one time.

Lance was doing the maximum , I couldn't deal with all the nonsense he was giving me .

by SassyAimz February 24, 2017