Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

by BIGG D February 17, 2022

aca-scuse me

the act of being so shocked that no other word invades your mind. something so appealing has happened and you can’t believe someone would say such a thing.

“you are a brown hurricane”
“aca-scuse me

by becca and fat amy are lezzo February 17, 2022

Slipped me the fish

Gave someone something that didn't work properly. Typically used in engineering conversations.

"Damn, Jack, You slipped me the fish on this FPGA load!"

"Jim slipped me the fish on this PCB layout, he didn't use enough bypass capacitors."

"Those software guys slipped me the fish. their crap doesn't work, as usual."

by Randiesel March 4, 2022

Marry me Rebecca!

No.
No..
No...
I SAID NO DUMBASS BITCH-

Marry me Rebecca!
No.
Why?
I'm in love with your brother.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021

you want me?

i want you baby

you want me? i want you baby

by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno May 27, 2021

cover me with sunshine

Alternate method of saying “Cover me with cum”

John: Cover me with sunshine ~~
Dani: Ok where at what time

by Electrozi August 10, 2021

Wager me random

When a comp 2k player asks a bum(aka random) to play a series either bo3, bo5 or bo7 for real money. Whoever wins gets the money that both teams put in the pot.

Stop taking trash if you're not gonna "wager me random."
You're free "wager me random" I need some money to feed my kids.

by RipPercs September 2, 2021