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by Peoplesitme May 27, 2017
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Poop

Shit when it comes out the toilet in a glob
I just poop
by Everleaaa June 2, 2022
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poops

A racist term used by Wizard101 players to harass "AwesomeTheSauce". It is in reference to the term "street defecator" which is racist towards Indians.
Poops had a bad game
by Bob Cooks September 8, 2023
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poop

when you eat taco bell and your tummy hurts you'll go to the restroom and the brown things that come out is called poop
by vnfjvnrjvn April 16, 2022
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Pee-poops

When Diarrhea is so bad, it sounds like you're peeing...when you're actually pooping.
"Oh man, I messed up my stomach so bad last night; I got the Pee-poops today"
by Hog-Witch May 21, 2021
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Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.
Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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Poop

The Peek-A-Boo Poop:

You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.

The Ghost Poop:

You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.

The Gassy Max:

You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.

The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)

The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.

The Friendly poop:

Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.

The Titanic poop:

A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:

A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
by Zzzara July 4, 2021
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