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Trumpdumping 

The act of stringing together numerous nonsensical thoughts and words into either one verbal or written sentence, or paragraph, in an attempt to get an opinion or thought across to other people.
I came close to hiring her as my assistant, but she had the very bad habit of Trumpdumping, and no one could follow what she was saying.
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trumpflakes 

People who become completely devastated and enraged by anyone protesting against or disagreeing with Donald Trump. They blindly believe whatever Agent Orange says and only choose to believe news that comes from Russian Facebook news sites or Fox News.

These people believe all media is fake except for the media that they happen to watch or create themselves. They also turn blind eye to the constant stream of lies coming from Donald Trump. Most of all they hate Hillary Clinton who they believe lied and should be thrown in jail, yet they have no problem with the constant stream of easily exposable lies coming from Trump himself.
Nothing makes Trumpflakes more angry than when you point out one of Trumps many lies on Facebook.
trumpflakes by Donald Trump Super D February 20, 2017

Trumpcare 

The new Republican health care program adopted by our government which takes care of Americans bigly, like no other! This program provides assistance to our top 1% while leaving the rest of 'merica free to treat using the incredible health care provided by the great Dr. Google!
I thought I was having a hear attack the other day but thanks to Trumpcare, I discovered it was probably only a *gasp....*cough....*wheeze..*dies..
Trumpcare by Girl 6 January 26, 2017

Trumponomics 

An incredibly simplistic view of economics that is probably not actually be based on reality but resonates with people who have no actual understanding of the related events.
"A couple of days ago, Saudi Arabia said ‘Let's raise the price, let's cut back production,' can you believe it, you're going to be paying five or six dollars a gallon for gasoline pretty soon," Trump said. " They want to raise the price the oil because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, ‘You're not going to raise that fucking price." - Donald Trump using Trumponomics to explain the recent rise in oil prices.
Trumponomics by Mearn May 22, 2011

trumpsnuffle 

The involuntary noise emanating from the Grabber in Chief ‘s epiglottis as he tells a lie.
Many of us are now entirely familiar with the trumpsnuffle that accompanies the narrowed eyes and pursed lips as he appears to be thinking.
trumpsnuffle by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018

trumpsounds 

The endlessly redundant idiotic words and phrases coupled with the oddly rasping and repulsively repetitive clearing of his throat.
When I turned on the radio I felt my stomach cramp suddenly in response to the trumpsounds being broadcasted.
trumpsounds by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

trumpsucking 

The actual job description of certain White House staffers such as Hope Hicks, Omarosa, and Jared Kushner.
My highly qualified and talented staffers must have demonstrated their mastery of trumpsucking long before I expect US taxpayers to fund their important “positions.”
trumpsucking by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019