porn eyes

Specific eyes that are half lidded, lifeless, and tired-looking. They tend to belong to porn addicts. Eyes you can look into and automatically determine the person watches too much porn to the point its affecting their mood and physical health.

Have you met Daniel? He's got total porn eyes.

by Zaboomafoo9 February 25, 2023

Eye Dentist

A spiteful name for ophthalmologists used by real doctors who are bitter that they work more arrrs.

*spitty lisping* Oh, so you're not a "real doctor" you're an eye dentist *spits*
Is that arrrs or hours? Both.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 12, 2024

I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

Kaka Eyes

Big beautiful brown poop eyes

"My friend Mariam has kaka eyes"

by suicidepiee October 24, 2022

Eye-Lighting

When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.

Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.

by NROBBI19 June 11, 2018

ey ey des

a fun phrase to say

"yo whats up"

"ey ey des"

by outrizzer November 21, 2022

Mad Eyes

A charming old chap who really likes surprising you with his charming walls

Oh no, It's mad eyes. We're dead

by oneoldboi November 9, 2020