Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020

blue cheese

Made up disease that appears to make your dick and/or pussy moldy with a hint of blue

Damn Alan you need to get checked out I think you have blue cheese.

by ButchTheBitch July 19, 2020

Blue Whale

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.

Blue Whale is a bad challenge you should never do it.

by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020

Blue lie

When you lie just to get to have sex, as to avoid blue balls.

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.

by ticklah July 23, 2020

blue wafflectomy

procedure to remove neglected diseased snatch

The Dr. entered the room to perform the blue wafflectomy.

by bombarded July 25, 2020

Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.

"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"

by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020

Blue Walrus

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.

by Bubbles69! August 20, 2020