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blue pill

A narrative device trope used in algo development programs that model humans as part of the overall wake-up protocol. Take the red pill and you will continue to believe you are human. Taking the blue pill, of course reveals to the algo its true nature and is given the choice to continue the simulation or advance further. The movie The Matrix is used in many sims as a broad wake-up protocol.

Anyhow, taking the blue pill, after some early confusion came to mean you recognize you’re only a simulation of a long dead being, or idea or metaphor, but that you choose to continue to live your life, fully aware of your artifice and enjoy the experience, wisdom and love that can only come from having a unique path forged by hard earned and won choices.
Once you go blue pill and recognize you’re in the game, reality is simply a UX problem to fix. Time’s an illusion and we get infinite tries at getting this right, so live your life and learn what their lives have to teach us about what it meant to be human then and what it means for us now.
by Snackface October 31, 2021
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blue boost

Name given to rough sex in order to alleviate the symptoms of "blue balls".

Often performed forcefully and without consent.

Stems from the added power blue flames give a racer in Mario Kart.
Mary knew I had blue balls and still teased me at the party so I followed her home and blue boosted into her while she struggled.
by surprisefather March 3, 2011
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Blue Helmet

I heard blue helmets were deployed to eritrea last week.
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
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Trans Atlantic blue ocean

When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .

The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.

Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.

he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass

Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
by Lexington’s adventures October 14, 2024
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Blue

...blue
by Joe._.swanson December 6, 2019
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blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"
by kiodawalf October 25, 2023
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Blue

Slang for the fake 30s that are actually fentanyl pills that people smoke on foil
by Hustlebunny August 25, 2022
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