jadens penis

A sad small protrusion in jadens body

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whiskey penis

When males are too drunk to get an erection.

I got a wicked case of whiskey penis.

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(n) -A term for Dr. Manhattan of the Watchmen series, as the character's genitals are of this color.

Dude, the Blue Penis was in the new Watchmen movie!

Blue Penis by Passado March 22, 2009

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a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."

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An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.

Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"

Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"

baby penis by tr2 + br2 September 29, 2008

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when u sit on ur penis

Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis

after hitting a large jump i landed on my penis wich gave me a screaming penis

screaming penis by VND September 16, 2006

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A penis that splits, having two ends.

"He can fuck her in both holes with his siamese penis!"

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