2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

1=2-30495867q\w]e[rptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

youre bored and type 1=2-30495867q\werptoyiua's;dlflgkhjz/x.c,vmbn and bro you died of boredom?

im so damn bored
well then type \1=2-30495867q\werptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
hell what bro

by what hello June 18, 2024

november 2

national hug any girl who sends this to you

november 2, whoever sends this to you, you need to give them a hug

by yogirlriri November 1, 2021

Stanky 2 legs

The stanky 2 legs is a move where a female with a unpleasant vagina jumps and wraps her legs around a persons face much like a facehugger from Aliens vs Predators. In which the smell from her stanky vagina knocks the man out cold.

That man was no match for the stanky 2 legs move.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.

by Oliver Doyle February 6, 2019

February 2

February 2 otherwise know as “Day of the fuck wit” is a day where fuck wits are usually born into this world.

“That fuck wit was definitely born February 2”

by Sullie February 1, 2024

2 fingers up

2 fingers up means your madly obsessed with remz and you find him very handsome

did you see all them people holding 2 fingers up

by remzgetsgyal April 7, 2022

quack 2

Other definitions: quack 1, quack 3

Definition: another way of saying what the fuck, but in a nicer family friendly way

what the QUACK (quack 2)

by just mango February 19, 2022