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i got five on it

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.
by Nick D February 8, 2003
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I Know, Right?

(I) Used to describe ones self

(Know) To perceive or understand as fact or truth

(Right) Opposite of wrong

This term is used in the act of extreme agreeance.
Nick: My face is so shiney.

Joey: I Know, Right?

OR

Nick: What is this guys friggen deal dude?

Joey: I know, right?
by motoro August 31, 2010
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filip i teodora

when two people are too close they become like conjoined twins. they watch each other pee (no homo), they talk about anything and know more about each other than they know about themselves
"Bruh you two are so filip i teodora, you share a toothbrush."
"Man i wish i was filip i teodora with someone, i just want to poop with someone without awkwardness"
"I feel like we're filip i teodora, we can't spend time alone, it doesn't feel complete"
by dupesisedupesise January 24, 2020
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I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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LEB-I-TON

Also known as The LEB. LEB-I-TON is the supreme Barbadian Ruler of all things sexual, uncreative and stupid, He the Saviour of all man whores. Known to indulge with any air-headed female he wants, LEB-I-TON often plays a hypocrite role to attract these air-headed skanks who often fall for his lies, stories & myths and end up speading their legs wider than hungry crocs eating hippos to serve this awesome Lord of Awesomeness!

After this task is performed he then seeks out to find other weak-minded females the next day, thus leaving the remaining, used, dumb, girls, to strangely adore, admire, worship, idolize & praise him. These are known as Lebitonlonians.

The closest Lebtionlonian to LEB-I-TON replenishes him with lots of Vaginal Juices when hes weak (although he still gets from other Lebitonlonians). She is known to take home strands of his hair in her purse and play with it spontaneously. She claims that his hair is ultra sharp. These are know as the Triple S. They're so sharp they cut through butter & can slice WATER!
"He slept with your girlfriend's best friend and her sister, and her cousin at the same party! What a man whore!"

"None can deny the presence of The LEB!"

LEB-I-TON is on the loose! Hide your gf before he gets her.

*Random Facts about The LEB*
1)Tattoos & Piercings to attract air-heads and convert them into Lebitonlonians.

2) Gets clients from the Local Barbadian Mall (so watch out), also through lies & sex

3) Story teller. Dont be surprised if he was the person that came up with Santa Claus ("Ho Ho Ho" (?) sounds like him alright).

4) He instructed God himself how to make the earth! Before he instructed God to put wildlife or vegetation he insured that there was material to make CONDOMS and made 95% of women worship him.

5) LEB The Titten is carved in a wall of a Ruin in Greece with the tagline: "creator of Trojans (condoms)".

6) Actually believes hes kool.

7) Wants to sleep with your girlfriend more than anything in this world . . .

8) Very immature individual that uses a lie to cover up (claims to have a syndrome that makes him hyper and retarted)

9) Slept with 171 girls this so far this year, and probably 5 more before Christmas (tomorrow).

10) He is well known at most health clinics and may have an STD named after him in his honour.

11) Would sleep with anything that is female.

ALL HAIL LEB! "LEB! LEB! LEB!"

25% of the Barbadian population knows this guy is a fake.

"I want a strand of his hair! CAUSE ITS SO STRONG!!!!!!!"
by TheGreatMayheM December 24, 2009
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i guess so

your on the phone and your man ask you do you want me to buy you something from the store and you i guess so.
by OSHI May 13, 2005
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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