White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry April 15, 2016
Get the white boy syndrome mug.Also known as IWB. This is a smaller gang consisting mostly of Caucasian males. This gang has no relations with the insane whiteboyz gang located in California, whom which are associated with Aryan Brotherhood. Despite the name of the gang, there is a small percentage of members who are Mexican and African-American, and a small percentage of woman. The members of this particular gang are known for marijuana trade, car thefts, and methamphetamine trade and use. IWB is associated in some parts of the United States with a very large Mexican oriented gang, Surenos. Members of IWB are armed and highly dangerous.
Ways to identify a member of the Insane White Boys gang.
1.Look for a Black bandanna.
2.Look for a Spade tattoo and/or IWB tattoo.
1.Look for a Black bandanna.
2.Look for a Spade tattoo and/or IWB tattoo.
by Anti-Gang Unit Oregon State PD June 15, 2011
Get the Insane White Boys mug.The White Screen of Death is any screen with a white background that appears on an iPod when it is broken beyond repair. These screens are usually accompanied by a face with red X's for eyes and a frowny face and says something like "Please go to apple.com/support for assistance".
A white screen of death is almost guarenteed after dropping an iPod (along with a cracked screen), dropping the iPod in water, someone steps on the iPod or the stars align in such a way that your iPod just suddenly doesn't work for no apparent reason. This is linked to the Blue Screen of Death in old Windows computers and also the Red Ring of Death in XBox 360's.
A white screen of death is almost guarenteed after dropping an iPod (along with a cracked screen), dropping the iPod in water, someone steps on the iPod or the stars align in such a way that your iPod just suddenly doesn't work for no apparent reason. This is linked to the Blue Screen of Death in old Windows computers and also the Red Ring of Death in XBox 360's.
by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007
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I-I-I-I get white boy money"
man1: wanna sling some crack?
man2: nah bro i get white boy money.
I-I-I-I get white boy money"
man1: wanna sling some crack?
man2: nah bro i get white boy money.
by gettinswoll May 22, 2010
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At the bachelor party, a cracking female walked by, and one guy stated that he was ready to award her the White Badge of Pleasure.
by whistlervegas September 3, 2007
Get the White Badge of Pleasure mug.the freshman Marcus who sits by himself and carries his binder with him, so in case anyone questions what he's doing, he can flip through it as if to get something out of it (yet all he is doing is wasting time/stalling); has been known to sit with the great big green kid and the other guy; there are some noticeable differences between the real marcus and the great white marcus, however: the great white marcus looks really British, wears a watch, likes to sit with one leg crossed (the masculine way, however), and walks with his arms swaying sideways instead of forward and back (this is a sight to behold)
by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004
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