trump

trump means poop a lot and is a big but

poop trump

by [e-mail] December 1, 2021

Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.

After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!

by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021

Trump

someone who is fake news, also who cheats at golf.

Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”

by urdefined February 10, 2024

Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)

Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.

by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

Trump Hole

When your asshole is jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth

If i shut my trump hole now will know i am a stable genius

by Jojitszoo February 19, 2024

Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States.

The man with a plan to make America great again.

The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.

The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.

Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?

Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…

by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024