John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.

Whos that with you josh? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker

by anonymous November 23, 2021

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 13, 2018

Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022

John Major

The peas are good tonight dear

"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major

by Among us nft April 19, 2022

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john

by Big chungus December 28, 2018