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Too Big Penis syndrome 

Too Big Penis syndrome A.k.a. the TBP-syndrome.

A condition a man with a large penis may almost always develop up to some level.

The general key-symptom for men with TBP-syndrome is that they often fale to really make any real genuine effort in keeping their partner happy and pleased- Besides perhaps sexually of course!

Basically: They don't really Care - because they don't really Have to!

May in EXTREME cases(!) lead to a severe lack of important qualities in personality, sometimes missing one all together (In which case these men may be good for One thing, but then only that(!)... as beyond quite boring)!

Important to keep in mind though: NOT ALL men with big dicks develop this syndrome!!!!
However, it IS more or less common for well hung men to obtain Some form of classical TBP-syndrome behaviour, even though more often in a moderate form.

Intensity may correlate with size of penis.
-...and he wants to hang out but then ignores me half the time?!
-Um... Are you guys dating or something??
-Well yeah, I'm on that huge dick like every day now!!!
-I see.... its a case of the Too Big Penis syndrome.... I'm sorry.

circus penis 

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.
She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.
circus penis by Rick August 8, 2003

large penis 

long and thick penis usually around 9 to 10 inches
omg this guys dick is huge and this guys name is jesse
most of the large penises come from guys named jesse.
a large penis is better than a chode.
large penis by 10 incher May 18, 2008

lazy penis 

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
lazy penis by Swift December 13, 2003

ass penis 

When you get smashed in the penis with a sack of doorknobs and your penis goes inside you body and sticks out your ass, giving you a mangina and a ass penis.
"Oh mi gawd i just got impaledded and now i got an ass penis."
"Suck my ass penis."
ass penis by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

flying penis

when a guy slaps a girl with his boner
damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left testicle off
flying penis by Bill Fang June 22, 2009