Ski-B

A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.

He looks okay from behind.

He’s nice but that guy’s a Ski-B.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

B:|

An {emoticon} representing a character with raised sunglasses and a disappointed face.

Most often it is used in conjunction with {B)} to show sudden realisation or a dark twist to a happy idea.

The idea was popularized on Tumblr after a user unknown posted a drawing of the two emoticons as characters, side by side.

"Stab your eyes out for free eye care B)
But you might get sent to a mental hospital B:|"

by abdulassi February 27, 2021

B. Vance

A verb that describes the act of being asshole towards everybody and get warned every 5 seconds.

Hey, stop B.Vanceing yourself. You've already got 5 administrator warnings, you don't wanna Luper yourself.

This is also known as being a B. Vance

by actuallyB.Vance November 22, 2018

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024

B/O

An abbreviation for body odour, often used for body spray deodorant.

Guy 1: Oi, you got some b/o, I just emptied a full 50 bag.
Guy 2: Tell me your seller, I'll give a spray.

by ValdFromMoscow May 19, 2023

B A S S

A word used to convince someone to buy you a bass guitar

Pronounced: BAse

Son: *walks up to parents* B A S S

*does this for a few months*

Parents: *buys a bass guitar

by Vroom kachow September 28, 2019

B syndrome

When a very beautiful or gorgeous highschool girl only dates guys from her highschool that happen to be the fuggliest people around but she swears they are attractive.

Girl 1: “Omg did you see who Annelise is dating??”
Girl 2: “Wait is it that really ugly guy from 3rd period”

Girl 1: “yessss her standards are in the depths of hell”
Girl 2: “she could do so much better like she looks like a model”
Girl 1: “she has a case of b syndrome”

by rerebae101 September 3, 2023