Pronounced Feb as if abbreviating the month of February 1. A fucking English Bastard. 2. A polite way of calling an English person a Fucking English Bastard to their face. Primarily used by the Scottish, and Irish.

pardon me sir but can you direct me to the queens head pub No problem F.E.B. go to the roundabout and piss off

F.E.B. by imfraeglesga August 11, 2010

G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

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Billion with a B

What news reporters say when they are discussing dollar amounts in the billions, in order that their slack-jawed redneck viewers don't confuse the word billion for the word million.

News Lady: According to recent reports, the total cost of cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico may exceed 50 billion dollars...

Redneck Viewer: Oh lordie Jesus, 50 million dollars is a whole lotta money. I could but what 4000 cases of beer wit all that

News Lady:.......That's Billion with a B

Redneck Viewer: <speechless>

Billion with a B by Concerned Pedestrian June 11, 2011

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Cardi B

shit

Cardi B Fan: Yo, Cardi B, im a big fan
Smart Person: Thats a pile of trash, lol
Smart Person 2: Whats the difference

Cardi B by Gekyume's Foreskin NIBBA July 27, 2019

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