Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 07, 2017

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.

Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands

by povertyhands March 28, 2019

Hand rubber

An alternative slur for "jew"

Those hand rubbers never spend any money

by hotdogs12473 January 05, 2025

Dumbbell hands

A term used to describe someone with fat and heavy hands. Same may call them dumbbell hands

Have you seen carters dumbbell hands

by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022

Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50

Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off

by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 02, 2025