monkey 

creatures that dwell inside Nikita's head.

The mokey's told me to do it!!!!

monkey by pinkian alice November 24, 2003

fart monkey 

a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them

My beagle is the biggest fart monkey I know. All he does is chase sticks.

fart monkey by catherine mary October 8, 2008

Monkey Wrench 

Myy second favorite Foo Fighters song, Everlong is my personal favorite. I love the ending to the song.

What do you do when all your enemies are friends

Monkey Wrench by Matt F April 26, 2004

jizz monkey 

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

jizz monkey by liberty November 19, 2004

Butt monkey

The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.

"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"

Butt monkey by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

monkey this up 

A dog whistle a white Republican might use towards a black Democratic opponent while being interviewed on Fox news the day after that black man won his primary, and that electing said black man would be to "monkey this up." Be warned, the white politician may try to deny the obvious connotation by pretending that this is a common idiom, like "monkey around", or "muck it up," but you're smarter than that.

"We have to work hard to make sure we continue Florida going in a good direction... The last thing we need to do is to monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases and bankrupting the state." (emphasis on the word "monkey")

monkey this up by Dog Whistle August 29, 2018

Monkey 

It is a term used at the casino when you are playing black jack. It is when you want them to lay down a face card. Made popular by the chinks and asians at the casino Foxwods.

The dealer has 16 showing he has to hit. you would yell Monkey!Monkey! cause you want to get him 10 or higher to bust.

Monkey by Matt Sousa / Matt Gilbert August 29, 2007