friendette 

from friend and -ette (feminine gender suffix (marker) of French provenance).
A female friend.

Any word + -ette states a female.
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).

friendette by Yet Another Daniel Nielsen November 20, 2011

Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned 

The state of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned (or FWB-Zoned) is being in a relationship with someone who has sex with you but only considers you a 'friend'. (The Friend-With-Benefit-Zoner usually has boundary issues and tends to be manipulative and self-centered.. using sex to keep you infatuated with them get you to buy them stuff and give them rides because they never have a car/licence).

The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.

The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)

FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.

Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.

Guy 1: Hey look at Nick paying for Jenny's lunch again..

Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.

Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.

Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.

Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?

Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.

Guy 1: What a loser.

Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned by exprodingubebe January 6, 2013

Freend 

An individual who prefers to live an aesthetic lifestyle, with a hint of savagery. The freend is a man who appoints his friends to duties such as guaranteeing women, liquor, and an overall good time. Being a friend of a Freend is not an easy task, but one that has its long term rewards.

What’s poppin Freend?

Not much, you got any girls down to fuck tonight?
Nah man, I’ll keep trying. We still hanging out?
I’m good. Hit me up next week when you actually get something done.

Freend by PeeELOh January 8, 2019

fried ice cream 

The exclusive perfume of Mexican gorditas.

When I smelled the aroma Fried Ice Cream wafting from the cantina, I knew Gorditas were near.

fried ice cream by vegasrew April 15, 2007

coke fiend 

A slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. There are coke fiends of all social and financial standings. Stereotypically young business associates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. However, there are also broke people who can't afford yayo and have to commit degrading sexual favors or larceny.

Some goddam coke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my shit!

coke fiend by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

fried gold 

Fried Gold, meaning 'great' or 'perfect' replaced the phrase 'Textbook' in the Spaced DVD commentry and also appeared in Shaun of the Dead. The phrase was invented by Nick Frost, who is also a firm believer that dogs can't look up.

'See that, it's Fried Gold.'
'Look at Aida's expression - it's Fried Gold!'
'How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?'

fried gold by Timmy Boy June 2, 2004

Friendlie 

A Robbie Williams fan.The name was given to fans by Robbie Williams in the summer of 2011.
They are characterised by their friendly nature, acceptance of others and gentleness. Likely to be seen giving cheeky winks and hugs. Their natural habitat is RW.com.

Person 1 “Are you a Robbie Williams fan?”
Person 2 “No I’m a friendlie (((hugs)))”

Friendlie by robsessed January 2, 2012