Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th

“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

National hold hands day

On March 9th you try hold hands with as many people as possible

“Let’s hold hands”
“Why”
“It’s National hold hands day”
“Bet”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.

Hands off my Texas is similar to don't fauci my Florida.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

Hold hands day

Hold hands with that special guy or girl!💗✨

August 2nd!

Hold hands day is where you get to hold that special persons hand!

by Ang33l March 28, 2022

slim with the hands

The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim

Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?

Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.

by Bewoke March 28, 2022

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022