God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.

(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024

Does God want?

The Ultimate Anti-Jordan Peterson Homing Missile

Hym "Does God WANT? Jordan... Hey, Jordan.... Does God WANT?"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

rizz god

it means you have alot of rizz and usually get all the gyats.

beta: oh man i wish i could rizz up teh gyatts

rizz god: i get so many gyatts all the time im drowning in gyatts

by stickybedsheets February 8, 2024

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024

God-boring

The state of being immensely boring. Similar to other 'god' prefix words, such as god-awful.

It was a great film but the female lead was god-boring.

by Jernstar February 13, 2024

God

God is the first cause of the universe and the prime mover. This means he is the first thing to ever exist, and he set the universe into motion. If God did not exist then there would be infinite number of causes and this would cause infinite regress which is a logical contradiction. Therefore God exists. There are 5 proofs that St. Thomas Aquinas made which prove the existence of God.

David: God is good, Hallelujah

by KekolordChri February 14, 2024