Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017

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hand trick

A hoe, but a minor one, mostly a tease. Lots of hand jobs, ya know.

That junior high bitch ain't nothin but a hand trick.

by rollingstoner91 October 2, 2013

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Two Finger On Hand

Putting your two (or more fingers) above your forearm is the representation of shooting up heroin.

Did you see that guy do the new tiktok trend sheeeshhh?
Yeah, I hope he knows what it truly means.
Two Finger On Hand

by Willywilly1988 August 17, 2021

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One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack

Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty

by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016

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Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.

Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*

by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019

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Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

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