second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.

Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"

by Skippychris December 8, 2010

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

dad's hand

Big stank hulking knuckle.

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!

by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017

Hand day

where we can exchange or request for hand pics, on april 12

Wow I really want to ask my friend for some hand pics since it's hand day

by cariina April 11, 2021

Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.

Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."

by holymeowly April 24, 2023