god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

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Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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Drip God

Jiyan Pillai

YOOOOO DRIP GOD JIYAN!!!!!

by CHEEZEMANWILFRED November 28, 2021

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I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022

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God’s Power

God’s Power, the best person you will ever meet.period ! They are the best listener, the best advice giver, and just all around a joy to be around. They have a great taste in fashion. They care very much about the people in their life. Most definitely the most loyal friend, companion, or significant other to have. They fill the room with happiness and exude positive energy! Truly the life of the party. Also the kindest most sweet person. Will show their affection with physical touch or acts of kindness. There is no on on Earth with a bigger heart. If you have a God’s power in your life, then keep them! It is truly an honor to be in their life!
Also they are the warmest big spoon ever!

“ The winter used to be brutal!”

“Thank goodness I have God’s Power to keep me warm all night long!”

“Thanks God’s Power, you’re the best big spoon ever!”

by Aussielover19 June 18, 2021

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