Punjab Kings

The worst franchise in the IPL who don't deserve a single cup...
They always let go of the best players and retain the bad ones
Worst franchise ever...

Person 1:Hey you're like Punjab Kings
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Means you're a failure

by KLass Fan November 23, 2021

You’re The King

Basically being called the biggest dumbass

In That 70s Show, the gang call Kelso the king a lot
Kelso: says something stupid(doesn’t know what it means)
Donna: Kelso, you’re the king

by I’m-trash June 25, 2019

king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock

by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023

king poe

king poe is our beloved leader, he’s a green dinosaur with a gold crown. King poe is married to queen margret and he has 2 children, bart and lisa. king poe rules over all of us and he hates leprechauns, especially kayne and steve, because they like to steal his lucky charms.

king poe is our only leader

by kingpoe May 21, 2022

The Sneaky King

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.

"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."

by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

King Crimson

In my book, one of the GREATEST progressive rock bands that spawned in England and left an amazing legacy. Along with Pink Floyd.
They formed between 1968 and 1969 and first disbanded in 1974. After that, they returned in 1981...to be disbanded again three years later...then 1994 to 2008...and, their final round, 2013 to 2021.
While King Crimson is progressive rock, they drew inspiration from a wide variety of music, incorporating elements of classical, jazz, folk, heavy metal, gamelan, industrial, electronic, experimental music and even new wave.
Oh, shit. Did I mention Pink Floyd? We can't just leave out Yes and the Soft Machine.

Alfred: England has some really good bands-
Josh: Go ahead and name some.
Alfred: ...King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Yes, the Soft Machine...
Josh: (Why are all of them things I like?!)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023